The most difficult 800 words

The most difficult 800 words has to be this stupid report that I am banging out right now on my laptop. I have moved into the room which may sister usually occupies when gaming and the table faces the window, where a very, very drafty wind is blowing in and attempting to freeze me to my seat. While the draught has been very refreshing, it is also mighty annoying in the way it keeps expertly blowing aside my blanket or nipping insidiously at all the places where the blanket doesn't reach or cover. I feel ready to throw in the towel.