Gods know who this bespectacled stranger is. A trick of the light? A photo-taking error? At any rate, our trip which began bright if not so early, seemed plagued from the very beginning by the shadowy presence of Someone Else.
Never go to the toilet when tickets are being distributed or end up like me with the one with the picture of the proboscis monkey.
Check out the cute mousedeer!
The white tigers.
Looking very majestic is this one,
Lounging on the rock.
And this is Albert. Or Alberta for all you know.
Who this stalker is, nobody knows. But as it is, we can only proceed on...
to The Ethiopian Village, where you can play Where's Wally!
It's a pity the stalker looks so much like somebody's auntie. Why couldn't it have been someone better looking and male?
Attempts to identify this person took on a strange if relieving turn. Could she possibly be the missing link between homo sapiens and simia hamadryas, i.e. baboons? Could it be that she was merely tailing us to find her way home?
Alas, it would seem that I was wrong about the previous conjecture. The Mysterious Presence continues to follow us around, even as we consult the map on our way out of the zoo.
The stalker stalked. Further attempts to identify this person indicates that she is probably human, given the classic gormless tourist pose. Nevertheless, it's nice to be able to confirm that.
That's all for now folks! See you all at the zoo again!
1 comments:
whahaha! the whole thing abt the stalker was damn funny!
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